Filing a Complaint


"Good Morning Barbera & McElhone." said the receptionist.
"I'd like to file a complaint." said the voice.
"Against whom," asked the receptionist.
"Against Barbara." she said.
"You mean Ms.Barbera?" answered the receptionist.
"yeah, her." was the answer.
"May I ask why?" the patient receptionist inquired.
"She hasn't written anything in her blog since February." was the reply.
"Oh, that. Well she has been busy writing her book, practicing law, raising her family...you know life." answered the receptionist.
"Her book? What book?"
"The book she is writing about Divorce."
"Well, where is it?"
"It isn't done yet."
"Does that mean she won't be blogging until it's done??"
"Ma'am I really don't know. But I will pass on your concern."
"This is crazy, she gets us all hooked on these stories and then they just stop!"
"I'm sorry, I will certainly let her know your feelings."
"You know maybe you can't see us but we are out here in cyberspace and we have feelings and needs too!"
"Yes, I do understand."
"Tell her we're checking..."
"ok I will"