Infidelity Hotline

"Hello, Infidelity Hotline."
"yes, hi, I would like to report an infidelity."
"Sure, go ahead."
"Well, it was last night at the 70's club you know Port Jazz?"
"Yeah, a hotbed of infidelity we hear. Go on."
"Well, I saw my neighbor's husband with a woman who wasn't his wife."
"ok, What were they doing?"
"Dancing."
"So how do you know he was being unfaithful?"
"Well, they were kind of close."
"Go on. We really need more than that."
"Well, how does this work? Do you call his wife?"
"No. We just keep it on file here, and if the Wife calls us we look it up and tell her if anything has been reported on her spouse."
"Oh, ok, then well, they were kissing on the dance floor."
"That's good enough. I need his name."
" Do you need my name too?"
"No this is completely anonymous."
"Well what's to stop anyone from calling in with bogus information? Don't you check it out?"
"No we just figure where there's smoke there's usually a raging inferno. If the spouse calls here she or he probably has a reason."
"Really doesn't sound too fair to me."
"Yeah well life isn't fair buddy, get over it. Are you going to tell me his name or not? Unless of course you aren't sure about what you saw?
"No, I'm sure. Hey by the way, can you look up my name and tell me if anyone has reported me?"
"Sure."
"You know, never mind, I don't really want to know. And maybe my neighbor doesn't either. Look at Spitzer's wife."
"Ok your call have a nice day."