LA Law

I want to practice criminal law in Los Angeles. I want to represent only celebrity clients in Los Angeles. I will win every celebrity criminal case in Los Angeles. Every celebrity defendant does. There was an interesting conversation on Court TV this morning discussing the LA prosecutors horrendous record in prosecuting celebrity defendants. If you are accused of rape and or murder in LA and are a celebrity your changes of acquittal are excellent. Do the rich really have better lawyers defending them? Absolutely. Do they in fact hire the best experts money can buy? Absolutely. But I believe there is another factor involved in these cases. It seems that the average juror is woe to put a famous person behind bars. OJ, Robert Blake, Michael Jackson, and now Phil Spector all treated very kindly by the folks in the LA jury pool.

Personally I think a change of venue is in order and that all of these beautiful people should be tried right here in Suffolk County NY. We have very expensive attorneys here on Long Island and could certainly put together a very nice dream team for the next celebrity murder trial. Alas, however, Los Angeles is now the place to maim and murder young innocents if in fact you are a member of the elite celebrity sect. The most that will happen to you is that you will be forced to live a quite unassuming life while you lie in wait for a chance to kill or maim your next victim. Perhaps you will even write a book telling the public how you actually effectuated the killings. The only saving grace in all of this craziness is that ultimately these murders will be judged in a forum where their wealth holds no sway.